My wife in a parking lot, behind the wheel, just now.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/15/2016 at 17:58 • Filed to: Marriage

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“Hey I’m leaving the gym now.”

“Cool.”

“Are you home?”

“Yeah I’m home.”

“Ok I’ll see you soon BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

“Love you bye.”

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 18:00

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your wife is a big fan of Luda?

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 18:00

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I love a good assertive woman.

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 18:01

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TIL your wife is Ludacris

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 18:03

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Shes a keeper.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 18:04

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Sometimes my dad would call my uncle on speaker phone when he used to live in LA. When my uncle was also driving, the conversation would usually go something like, “Hey, what’s going on, I’m just headed back from the WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS?!?! Sorry LA traffic!”

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 18:30

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“Ok I’ll see you soon BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!”

“Love you bye.”

COTD right there.

Master Cylinder > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 19:24

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My wife does almost nothing else except shout at other drivers from the moment she gets in the car until the moment she gets out. Sometimes she pays more attention to yelling at people than actually driving.

I prefer to drive when we go out somewhere O_o

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Master Cylinder 01/15/2016 at 19:29

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Me toooooo!

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/15/2016 at 19:48

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Coincidentally enough, I was driving home from classes today on 99, and all of a sudden some Harvard graduate decides to pull out from a parking lot to get into oncoming traffic, coming right in my way.